OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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