Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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