yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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