we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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