Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I just cut my nipple shaving
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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