Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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