If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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