You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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