I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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