Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
