Fine. I'll sleep in my office
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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