she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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