my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Randomize
