He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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