you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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