There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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