But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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