so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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