He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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