just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Randomize
