i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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