haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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