we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
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