My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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