Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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