Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I have tasted many bathrooms
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