i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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