you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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