on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
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