big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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