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Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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