I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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