I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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