it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Randomize
