My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
