I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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