I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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