Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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