you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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