I CAN MOONWALK!
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
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