Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Randomize
