We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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