Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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