i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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