your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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