Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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