no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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