Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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