I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
