i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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