im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Randomize
