Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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