No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Holy sore nipples Batman
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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