it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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